progressive

i still like to call myself a beer snob even though ive only been drinking shitty beer lately. bud light today. PBR yesterday. Milwaukee's best the day before that. i still like the high end stuff, but this isnt about feelings of taste or even tastefulness. no, its too late to worry about that when we're drinking at noon. this isnt about killing the pain or something cliche like that. what it is about im not certain. i had my first drink before i brushed my teeth today. i went to bed when the sun and the birds were beginning to greet the day. i dont care about my health, i just hope i dont gain much weight.
do you wanna hear a funny idea? if not just stop reading. well i had an idea for a drinking game (ive never understood why you need to incorporate games into drinking, isnt it good enough?) that involves monopoly. you pretty much just play monopoly and every time you have to pay taxes you take a shot of vodka. or when you pay someone else you just take a drink of your beer. well, it seemed funny when i thought of it.

i am in my apartment. i am by myself. the microwave clock will not stop blinking 0:01 at me. lets forget this happened. i know i will.